by Aaron Cantor

 Pelosi parses words almost as well as Bill Clinton!

 I keep hearing all these bleeding heart talking heads on TV going on and on about all their high minded principles and not reducing ourselves to torturing people to get information. What have you morons been smoking?

"NEWS FLASH"

Pouring water on some worthless terrorist crud is NOT torture. Seeing that worthless crud standing in front of a camera with a shmatteh (rag) wrapped around his head and not man enough to show his face to the world, holding a machete in one hand while holding a severed human head in the other, THAT IS TORTURE.

I think Nancy Pelosi as well as the "ANNOINTED ONE" and their crowd of cumbayah singers honestly believe that if we don't get rough with our enemies, they won't get rough with us. PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ARMPIT folks and come down out of that IVORY TOWER THAT YOU ALL ARE LIVING IN, that's not how it works in the real world.

These people don't want to convert us, they don't even want to talk to us, bottom line, THEY WANT TO KILL US!

We now have a Speaker of the House, who parses words almost as well as Bill Clinton ever did. When I was cartooning I used to refer to Bill as Clinnochio.
I wonder what kind of nickname would fit Madame Speaker, I will have to think about that. One thing is for sure, however, Pelosi will never be accused of abusing the truth, because she has never been close enough to the truth to even touch it! 

Madame Speaker, you really need to resign and quit trying to blow smoke at the American people, we are getting really fed up with all the trash that comes out of your mouth, and the scary part is, I think you have convinced yourself that everything you say is true (just because you said it). Are you really that naive, or is that all a big act?

I can remember as a child my Grandfather yelling in yiddish "HAK MIR NIT KAIN TSHEINIK", literally don't bang on the tea kettle (just another way of saying I don't want to listen to this), well we don't want to listen to any more of your LIES either.

I think it would be great if you would follow the advice I gave BENEDICT ARLEN in my previous column, just resign, go home to San Francisco, pour yourself a stiff drink or two and just SHUT UP!

All incumbents on both sides of the isle need to go, starting with you. I don't think any of you BOOBS realize the irreparable harm you are doing to this country, you are like a lot of unruly children playing in the sandbox arguing over who owns the little pail and the little shovel, but while you are playing these stupid childish games, you are adversley affecting peoples very lives.

Go home to California and see what you can do about the mess you and your liberal friends have caused out there, we don't need or want you in Washington, you have caused enough trouble to last us a lifetime.

It just came to me the words (in yiddish) which I think would fit you very well:

"DER ALTE MACHASHAIFEH", which means The Old Witch, or perhaps I am being too unkind, but then no one ever accused me of being a PERFECT gentleman (only by act of Congress) and they don't even put Gentleman on that document anymore (the times they are a changing).

GET RID OF THESE BUMS BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

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